

TRUMPABULL
In 2025, Trump isn’t just tweeting from his desk—he’s riding a bull, but this isn’t any ordinary ride. Oh no, this bull’s got gold-plated horns, and Trump’s gripping them like they’re his next big deal, shouting, “We’re gonna make crypto great again!” His hair, wind-swept and glorious, flows like a golden flag as the crowd goes wild. The bull bucks and spins, but Trump holds on tight, declaring, “Forget the politics, folks—this is about winning!” With every wild spin, he delivers a rallying cry: “To the top, baby, and we’re going all the way up!” Meanwhile, the crypto market does a little happy dance as if it knows exactly what’s coming. It’s not about the wild ride—it’s about winning, and if anyone can turn a bull into a financial revolution, it’s Trump. Join Us for a Bulltastic RIDE!!!!

